Here’s to a sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend.
The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever faithful.
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Here’s to me, and here’s to you,
And here’s to love and laughter-
I’ll be true as long as you,
And not one moment after.
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Here’s to women of the Irish shore;
I love but one, I love not more.
But since she’s not here to drink her part,
I’ll drink her share with all my heart.
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Here’s to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, may you cheat death.
If you steal, may you steal a woman’s heart.
If you fight, may you fight for a brother.
And if you drink, may you drink with me.
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Wishing you the happiness of a leprechaun’s gold,
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And a day of songs of love that will never grow old!
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May the sound of happy music,
And the lilt of Irish laughter,
Fill your heart with gladness,
That stays forever after.
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May your bank account always be bigger than your troubles.
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May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.
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May the roof above you never fall in and those gathered beneath it never fall out.
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May the roof overhead be well thatched and those inside be well matched.
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May a mouse never leave your meal bag with a tear in its eye.
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May you die in bed at ninety-five years, shot by a jealous husband.
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May the devil say a prayer for you.
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May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.
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May the Good Lord take a liking to you — but, not too soon.
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May you be half an hour in heaven before the Devil knows your dead.
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May you always have a clean shirt,
A clear conscience,
And enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint.
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May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light,
May good luck pursue you each morning and night.
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May your bank account always be like the capital of Ireland —
Always Dublin!
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May you be poor in misfortune,
Rich in blessings,
Slow to make enemies,
And fast to make friends!
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May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, “this drink’s on me.”
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A drink precedes a story.
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A bird never flew on one wing.
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What butter or whiskey does not cure cannot be cured.
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Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor.
It makes you shoot at your landlord — and it makes you miss him.
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My friends are the best friends: loyal, willing, and able.
Now let’s get to drinking all glasses off the table!
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Here’s to you.
When God measures you, may he put the tape around your big and generous heart and not around your small and foolish head.
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Health and long life to you.
The wife of your choice to you.
A child every year to you.
Land without rent to you.
And may you be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you’re dead.
Sláinte!
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In all this world, why I do think there are five reasons why we drink:
Good friends,
good wine,
lest we be dry,
and any other reason why!
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
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When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
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What is Irish diplomacy?
It’s the ability to tell a man to go to hell,
So that he will look forward to making the trip.
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May your right hand always
Be stretched out in friendship
And never in want.
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May you have nicer legs than yours under the table before the new spuds are up.
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May misfortune follow you the rest of your life, and never catch up!
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May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!
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I drink to your health when I’m with you,
I drink to your health when I’m alone,
I drink to your health so often,
I’m starting to worry about my own!
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There’s no cure for love except to marry
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May all your ups and downs be under the sheets.
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May a mouse never leave your meal bag with a tear in its eye!
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Love is blind but marriage restores eyesight!
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It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow
than to spend tonight like there’s no money.
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May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven half an hour before the
devil knows you’re dead.
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Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…
May they never meet!
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To all the days here and after
May they be filled with fond memories, happiness, and laughter.
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May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
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May your Guardian angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor and hand ya another cold stout from the store
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May you never lie, steal, cheat or drink.
But if you must lie, lie in each other’s arms.
If you must steal, steal kisses.
If you must cheat, cheat death.
And if you must drink, drink with us, your friends
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Dance as if no one were watching,
Sing as if no one were listening,
And live every day as if it were your last
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For each petal on the shamrock
This brings a wish your way–
Good health, good luck, and happiness
For today and every day.
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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
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May the blessings of light be upon you,
Light without and light within.
And in all your comings and goings,
May you ever have a kindly greeting
From them, you meet along the road.
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May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
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May the joys of today
Be those of tomorrow.
The goblets of life
Hold no dregs of sorrow.
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May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold, and at the end of your rainbows, may you find a pot of gold.
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Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold pint– and another one!
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May the hinges of our friendship never grow rusty.
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I wish you health, I wish you well, and happiness galore.
I wish you luck for you and friends; what could I wish you more?
May your joys be as deep as the oceans, your troubles as light as its foam.
And may you find, sweet peace of mind, where ever you may roam.
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May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances.
And may we always have old wine, old friends, and young cares.
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Here’s to the land of the shamrock so green,
Here’s to each lad and his darlin colleen,
Here’s to the ones we love dearest and most.
May God bless old Ireland, that’s this Irishman’s toast!
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May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.
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There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
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May the leprechauns be near you,
To spread luck along your way.
And may all the Irish angels,
Smile upon you St. Patrick’s Day.
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May the Irish hills caress you.
May her lakes and rivers bless you.
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.
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Here’s to you and yours
And to mine and ours.
And if mine and ours
Ever come across to you and yours,
I hope you and yours will do
As much for mine and ours
As mine and ours have done
For you and yours
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May we all be alive at this same time next year.
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May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.
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To all the days here and after, may they be filled with fond memories, happiness and laughter.
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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad. But never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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Here’s to living single and drinking double
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We drink to your coffin. May it be built from the wood of a hundred-year-old oak tree that I shall plant tomorrow.
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Four blessings upon you:
Older whiskey, Younger women, Faster horses, More money.
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For every wound, a balm. For every sorrow, cheer. For every storm, a calm. For every thirst, a beer.
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Here’s to a temperance supper with water in glasses tall, and coffee and tea to end with, And me not there at all!
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That the tap may be open when it rusts.
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As you slide down the bannisters of life, May the splinters never point the wrong way.
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May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my grandmother’s teeth.
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May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching.
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Here’s to Eve the mother of us all, And here’s to Adam who was Johnny on the spot when the leaf begam to fall.
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To live above with the Saints we love,
Ah, that is the purest glory.
To live below with Saints we know,
Now that is a different story!
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May you fly straight to Heaven, but if you go to Hades, may the river Lethe be filled with Guinness!
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Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.
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May we get what we want, but never what we deserve.
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May the lilt of Irish laughter
lighten every load.
May the mist of Irish magic
shorten every road…
And may all your friends remember
all the favors you are owed!
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May your blessings outnumber
The shamrocks that grow,
And may trouble avoid you
Wherever you go.
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May the luck of the Irish
Lead to happiest heights
And the highway you travel
Be lined with green lights.
Wherever you go and whatever you do,
May the luck of the Irish be there with you.
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Here’s health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity,
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity,
That they be damned for all eternity.
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May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.
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Here’s to good Irish friends
Never above you
Never below you
Always beside you.
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Here’s to absent friends and here’s twice to absent enemies.
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May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies and quick to make friends. And may you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.
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May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.
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May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.
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May friendship, like wine, improve as time advances.
And may we always have old wine, old friends, and young cares.
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Here’s to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here’s to our wives and sweethearts, let’s pray they never meet.
Here’s champagne for our real friends. And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this life is over, may all of us find peace
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May the good Saint Patrick protect ye, and the devil neglect ye.
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May the rocks in your field turn to gold.
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May your hair never fall out and may your beard be ever bushy
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May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
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